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The Shop
Wear It Before You Regret It.
Printed and shipped by our print shop. Buying happens over there, blame lands here.

The full range is up in the store
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Drop your worst joke.
One box. Nothing else. The best ones go into Joke of the Month and Joke of the Year.
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The Forum
Jokes, feedback and general nonsense. Read it for nothing, post if you dare.
The Vault
When the accounts get nuked, this is how you find us again.
Platforms delete us on a schedule. Drop your email — if the socials vanish or this site moves, we send you the new address. One sign-up also unlocks the message board. No spam, no newsletters, no nonsense.
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